But nothing could have prepared us for this, the most significant milestone in the fight for gay marriage since Melissa Etheredge penned Come to My Window. That’s right, people. Speidi have officially come out against Prop 8.
These two are proud Republicans and supporters of John McOld. So why the sudden change of heart? As Spencer told reporters this week, “Heidi’s hair and makeup people are my favorite people in the world and they happen to be gay,” he said. “So if they wanna go marry each other, good for them.” Heidi agrees: “I think, you know, whoever you decide to marry—boys, girls, whatever you like—it’s up to you.”
Aww. We’re always so happy to have the support of those semi-lebrities we put make-up on. So thanks for the support you guys! It almost makes us not want you both to die.
Spencer Pratt Hearts Gay Marriage (The Superficial)
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