Starfucking Publicist Gay Still Confused About Lack of Fame, Publicity

We’d like to give JJ the benefit of the doubt and say that this is a rhetorical and cleverly ironic question. But he is, of course, a borderline retarded, deeply un-self-aware, fame-whoring faglet who began life as a career talk show guest with his fame-whoring mother and whose greatest achievement to date is ruining this Cheetah Girl‘s life

Please, join us in our delight and schadenfreude by taking in the following two quotes from the poor kid’s book proposal, which we’re *sure* is going to get snapped up by a publisher ANY SECOND.

Bungalow 8 was the place I met Ms. Mary-Kate Olsen. I was extremely disappointed in finding out that the Mary-Kate I was meeting was cocained up and completely wasted on booze. It was sad really. Really sad. It was during NYC Fashion Week that I was there with celebrities, Kim Kardashian, Chudney Ross, Evan Ross and Cuba Gooding JR.

Chapter 10: The 16th Minute
(Life beyond fame; making a difference; maturity)
The sucidial moments, the emptiness, the feeling of being lost, development of sever anxiety and the multiple turn of events that made an impact on my life to write this book and begin a new chapter and focus on my life.

….A new chapter, possibly, involving a paper hat, a nametag, and a paycheck he actually earns.

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