The Steve Cruz Guide to Saying No to Bareback
1. BE DIRECT
Real men don’t wait for him to ask. Tell him you only fuck safe BEFORE you bring him home. No surprises, no disappointments.
2. BE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE
Give him the blow job of his life. When his dick
is rock hard, slide a condom on it. He should be be too horned up to
resist.
3. ACT LIKE A CUNTY FAGGOT
Tell him to go FUCK HIMSELF instead.
4. CREATE A DIVERSION
Hand him a FleshJack! Of course this means you’ll
never get any, but at least you’re off the hook! On second thought, buy
two!
5. HANKIE CODE
White with black checks says ‘safe sex only’. Tops on the
left, bottoms to the right. Or avoid the issue all together and flag
white (j/o only) or light blue (blowjobs).
Hmmm. The hankie code might get the geezers off your back, but I’m
betting that passive-aggressive makes the most sense for faggots. Either way, Steve’s launched HowIRoll.info (geddit? geddit?) to help convince us that safe sex isn’t just for sissies. He was on The Tim and Roma Show a few months back talking about his not-so-savory past and how porn, moderate sobriety and condoms turned his life around:
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