STOP WEARING THIS: Lady Jeans

Seriously, gays. We don’t want to sound like an angry faggot, and we know the metros and heteros are wearing them now, but the lady jean thing has got to stop. We hated this trend from the get, and at this point we LOATHE it.  Even Brody Jenner–who’s so metro he likes to shower and go hot-tubbing with his bros–made fun of overly detailed, moose-knuckle-inducing, three-hundred-dollar, girly goddamn jeans. 

We like Levi’s.  Diesels are usually OK. Ditto for G-Star and Lucky’s are acceptable.  But if you prance out of the house on a regular basis in a pair of True Religions like the ones pictured–or something more atrocious like those pictured below–you need to fucking stop.  You aren’t doing yourself any favors.  Even if you’re a fey and faggoty power bottom whose greatest goal in life is to be a housewife and suck your man’s dick every night when he gets home from work while he sips a martini, you’d be better off going to the clubs in a gingham dress than you are being out in public with your ass cheeks looking like some Western granny’s handmade throw-pillow.  To quote our favorite Elder Stateswoman of Supermodeldom, Janice Dickinson, “Grow a dick, Mary.”

And, scene.

Ugly-Ass Embroidered Jeans for MenUgly-Ass Embroidered Jeans for Men

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6 thoughts on “STOP WEARING THIS: Lady Jeans”

  1. I dunno – I kind of like them, and don’t see them as any more girly than being well-tailored, well-groomed, or showered. Your association of decorations with femininity seems odd. But hey, that’s why they call it “style” and “trend”, not fact.

  2. Okay, first time visiting here and the first post I’ve read here and I couldn’t agree more with this article. There is nothing more unattractive than a dude wearing chicks clothing. Listen, unless you’re a drag queen or super trendy/flamboyant, then don’t wear chicks clothing. Me, I don’t even wear any other brand other than Levi. That’s it. And none of that distressed, faded on the thighs bullshit either. Just straight ol’ Levi 501’s Rockabilly style.

  3. Holy Shit, i couldnt agree more. True Religon are pure shit and anyone i see wearing them i avoid. YOUR LAME. Get some taste and buy Se7ens or Joe’s.

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