I never thought I’d say this – but God bless Buzzfeed. The popular site recently just sent out a community request for straight men to submit their personal gay sex stories and it led to a pretty hot post that details all different types of (presumably) real-life experimental bedroom moments that cover everything from Craigslist hookups to jerk-off bros, horny coworkers, and roommate flings.
To celebrate this horny Buzzfeed post, we’ve taken some of our favorite stories and are listing them below – along with some clickable gay porn gifs that we nabbed from the boys over at NakedSword. So take a look at some of these heteroflexible tales, check out the full list of stories over on Buzzfeed, and be sure to tell us your own straight guy hookup stories down in the comments!
A couple of happy campers:
“I spent a whole summer camping with my best friend of eight years. We both identify as straight. One night, we started talking about sex and how it’s usually an act of pleasure, so that means it should be between anyone without defining their sexuality. We casually said we were interested in experimenting, but I figured nothing would come from the conversation. The next night, while sitting around the fire and drinking, the topic came up again. During a silent moment, we both leaned into each other and started to kiss. As the nights went by, we went a little further each time… We continued to hook up every single night for the whole 1.5 months of the camping trip, and we did everything. Overall, it was enjoyable. It hasn’t happened again since we returned home — it was definitely just because of the circumstances of the trip and both of us finding out that we were interested in experimenting. I’ll say…it was a very fun summer.”
The classic Craigslist hookup:
“I identify as straight, but I’ve hooked up with over 50 men. Back in the day, Craigslist’s personals were full of ads from guys who were interested in going down on straight guys. No foreplay or drama, just a BJ.”
Experimenting with your gay roommate:
“My random roommate during sophomore year happened to be gay. We had a lot in common, got along well, and decided to live together for the rest of college. He was really supportive after my girlfriend broke up with me during junior year. We got really close and even put our beds together, just so we could be near each other. After a while, I felt close enough with him to start experimenting sexually, and I didn’t hate it. It got to the point where we even made a pact to live together and be friends with benefits if we weren’t married by the time we turned 40. It was just really chill and easy. He ended up getting married last year, and I was his best man. I was actually a little disappointed to be honest, just because of how easy it was and how much we liked each other. But I’ve actually started dating again, and she’s great.”
Giving him the best head of his life:
“When I was in my 30s, I hooked up with this straight lumberjack-type guy. He was super cool about it. I ran into him two weeks later at a bar, and he was just as nice. Two of his buddies were like, ‘How do you know him?’ He answered, ‘We hooked up a few weeks ago.’ His buddies got all homophobic on him, so he asked, ‘You guys have never messed around with another guy?’ They both got really quiet. It was hilarious. I saw him a year later, and his girlfriend joked to me, ‘So, you’re the one who gave my boyfriend the best head of his life? Thanks for that.’ Then I joked, ‘I could always teach you.’ It was hilarious…”
‘A substitute for masturbating’:
“For me, as a straight guy, hooking up with other men was just a substitute for masturbating. Also, the BJs I got from men were always much better than the ones I got from women.”
Going out with a bang:
“I had a retail job and became pretty tight work buddies with one guy. We set our availability to match each other’s and even carpooled together. After some time, he decided to leave for a new job. On his last day, a bunch of us went out to celebrate with him. The night went on, and the rest of our coworkers headed home, so it was just him and me left. We tried our luck meeting some women at the bar, but no dice. We decided to call it a night but were too buzzed to drive home, so we hung out in his car until we sobered up. Eventually the conversation got to how we weren’t going home with anyone for an ‘adult slumber party.’ He kept saying how it would’ve been the cherry on top of his perfect last day… I felt for the guy, and he was my best friend at the time, so I offered to take care of him for the night. He hesitated a bit, but it wasn’t long until we acted like teenagers in the back of his car. To this day, I’ve never been with another guy (I’m very much into women). The two of us are still good friends. Every now and then we’ll get together to be naughty, but he’s the only guy I would do that with, and he’s told me he feels the same way.”
Annnddddd one more Craigslist hookup:
“I first experimented with my best friend when we were teens. Fast-forward 14 years, and I decided I wanted to try it again, so I hooked up with a guy from Craigslist (back when that was a thing). We hooked up three or four times before losing touch. I’ve never told anyone about those experiences, but I’ve been thinking a lot lately about wanting to do it again. I thought that I was probably bisexual, but I’ve never been attracted to men, and I’ve only ever had romantic feelings for women. So, I’ve come to the conclusion that I am straight, and I just enjoy the occasional ‘bro job.'”
Just a blowjob and nothing more:
“I received head from a guy who lived near me, simply because I wanted to know what it felt like. I have a female friend who is bi, and she said that women know how to do oral better than most guys, so I just had this thought that it would be the same for guys. I was on a site for swingers at the time, and after a few drinks one evening I just thought, Don’t knock it until you try it. I messaged a guy near me and told him I just wanted a quick BJ, and he agreed…He did all the work. I didn’t finish because it felt, well, awkward. It was OK I guess, but I didn’t feel comfortable having a guy doing it. I told him to stop and said sorry for wasting his time. He was understanding and held no hard feelings (he knew it was just an experiment), and I left. I’m glad I did it, but I wouldn’t do it again.”
Hanging out with your jerk-off bro:
“A buddy of mine and I hit the town one night but didn’t have any luck. We ended up back at his place, with several rounds in us and nothing but hormones. We ended up fooling around — hands and mouths went almost everywhere. We woke up the next morning and tried it again, but it was not like the night before. Overall, it was a fun experience. We were jerk-off bros for a while after, but then it just kind of fizzled out.”
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Y’know, there’s nothing wrong with being with someone you like, sharing with someone you like. Would that all straight men could admit that at one point or another, they’ve had a crush or passing interest in another guy rather than all this toxic masculinity bluster and BS. That lumberjack story was great. I’m hoping that subsequent generations are just as relaxed when it comes to the process of figuring out what one likes and prefers.
OK, I’m not the straight one in this story, but it’s in line with the article…a number of years back, when CL “Personals” was still in operation, I had an ad up which got a “hit” from what turned out to be a straight/bi man. We met at his house, in a private, downstairs office, and he gave me a great BJ. We agreed to meet again, and we did…Today, years later, we are VERY good friends (and yes, he’s happily married, and has a family), meet when we can, and enjoy “giving and receiving” equally; definitely “win-win.”
“I identify as straight, but I’ve hooked up with over 50 men.” LOL.
Don’t care how someone ID’z as, love b love as does passion, just don’t hate and actively push back against those that do.