The plumber from Queens who rushed the field wearing only a stuffed monkey around his waist later told reporters that the whole thing was a bet. His boss promised him a week’s salary if he pulled it off, and besides, he didn’t think he “was gonna get in so much trouble.” But after a drugged-up Calvin Klein wandered onto the court six years ago during a Knicks game, the city council increased penalties for interfering in professional sports games.
Not only is the streaker probably going to jail, but he’s also banned from Mets games for life. The moral of the story: keep your clothes on in New York baseball stadiums unless you’re behind the bleachers and your name is Micky Mantle.
Video of the incident below — you’ll have to “confirm your birth date” to watch it because the fucktard behind the camera says the n-word at one point.)
Long Dong Footballer Offered Porn Gig
Mickey Mantle’s Fondest Memory Was Of A Blowjob
To Upstage France, NZ Rugby Players Play Hard and Naked (NSFW)
Streaker at Met Game Could Face a Year in Jail (City Room Blog, New York Times)
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
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