And in other news, Poland is the new Ibiza and Accessory Lady the new Tiffany’s.
We’re sure that Fort Wayne is like, *super cute* these days and Plano does have an Apple store, but we’re concerned about trying to drive ten miles to hookup on Dlist. We want options, and we want them in a five block radius. We also want artisanal cheeses and coffee. If not, we at least want Los Angeles. So call us when the second wave happens … until then, we’re staying in our ghettos.
Tulsa Named Emerging City for Same-Sex Couples (TulsaWorld)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.