Study Finds Emerging Gay Meccas Growing in Unlikely Places, Including Underarm of Florida

And in other news, Poland is the new Ibiza and Accessory Lady the new Tiffany’s.

We’re sure that Fort Wayne is like, *super cute* these days and Plano does have an Apple store, but we’re concerned about trying to drive ten miles to hookup on Dlist. We want options, and we want them in a five block radius. We also want artisanal cheeses and coffee. If not, we at least want Los Angeles. So call us when the second wave happens … until then, we’re staying in our ghettos.

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