Researchers are eager to apply this “to the human situation” and suggest that (SNOOZEFLASH!) a “nicer home life” might be the key to less drug use. Monkey-loving science nerd Michael Nader of Wake Forest University Medical School goes so far as to exclaim, “We are talking about just a slightly improved living condition. Imagine what the effect could be with higher quality enrichment, such as interesting activities.” Imagine!
All we can imagine is that this is all the more reason not to live in New York, where every apartment we can afford is a dingy shoebox and everywhere you go your personal space gets unceremoniously invaded, but we don’t think our SF dealer is sweating it for customers these days. Maybe we should all just move to Montana.
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.