If you think that years of using your website to call people douche bags, whores, fat, fags, and talentless, post photos of Miley Cyrus’ pussy, and harass a 13-year-old girl would preclude you from having the audacity to adopt an “anti-bullying” stance on that same website, you’re not Perez Hilton.
And if you think that embedding advertising links on the photos of the dead gay children you are mourning is in bad taste, you’re also not Perez Hilton.
Surprised? I’m not.
Also, in these dark times, don’t forget to plug your friends: