When I’m not constantly watching gay porn for this blog, I’m usually doing one of two things – consuming mass amounts of random drag content or screaming at the contestants on some 1990 episodes of Supermarket Sweep who don’t know how to answer really simple questions. Well, imagine my surprise when I found out that all three of my main interests would be combining for one super special episode of television!
Drag legend and gay porn screenwriter Jackie Beat just appeared on the fourth episode of the rebooted Supermarket Sweep with host Leslie Jones and teammate Sherry Vine. You know Jackie from their long drag career and extensive television credits, but readers of this blog probably know them best for their work on the Scared Stiff movies.
Jackie is the mastermind behind the NakedSword Originals Scared Stiff and Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore. In 2017, Jackie took home the Grabby Award for Best Screenplay for the original Scared Stiff FILM and earlier this year, they won a Str8UpGayPorn Award for Best Screenplay for the sequel.
This is an official SPOILER ALERT for anyone looking to watch the episode without knowing the outcome!
Jackie and Sherry, also known as Team Makeup, did really, really well on the show. They were making Leslie laugh, answered almost all of the questions right, and ended up going into the Big Sweep with the most time. Unfortunately for them though, the two didn’t end up winning the Big Sweep – which is honestly some bullshit. I’m not saying that the show is rigged, but I would like to see the literal receipts for their final carts. They only lost by 18 cents and that seems pretty suspicious. I watch a lot of this show and the final results never come that close. I smell a stunt!
Stunt or no stunt, the queens seem pretty happy with their performance on the show and are even campaigning to get back on for another try. And honestly, just by seeing how much Leslie Jones loved Team Makeup, I wouldn’t be surprised if they came back next season for round two.
“Everyone tell @SuperSweepABC to do a special REDEMPTION episode featuring Team Makeup who lost by mere spare change!” Jackie tweeted after their episode aired.
If you want to watch Jackie and Sherry get robbed of a deserved win on national television, you can catch their full episode of Supermarket Sweep on Hulu right now. And if you want to dive into some more of Jackie’s work, you can check out Scared Stiff and Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore over on NakedSword.
I have known and worked with these 2 queens for almost 30 years and I have to say that the episode looked like any shopping trip, food or otherwise, those bitches go on