Self-proclaimed social media expert, former fattie, unemployed welfare queen, and The Sword’s favorite “most hated gaylebrity in San Francisco” has left the Bay Area and taken his show on the road! Where in the world has awful Nick Starr gone and what kind of awful things is he doing to turn another city’s entire population against him?
Apparently California’s unemployment benefits finally ran out for Starr, so now he’s set up shop in Seattle to suck from the state of Washington’s teet. Starr, who regularly made local news here in San Francisco for threatening to jump off the Golden Gate and Bay bridges, being racist, and living on the street in an effort to save money for liposuction–all while never being able to find a job!–is now making news for doing the same dumb shit up north.
Last night I was attacked… viciously…. There were 2 homeless type guys along Pike who were homeless and asked for money; I *mistakenly* said to F off… and they said, “What did you say fag? Say that to my face” and then proceded to follow me…
I cut down the alley which Nighbours is on and they were still following me… I ran across Pine and they caught up with me… They were trying to get me to go back down the alley with them. Punched me in the side and face a few times… I was crying out for help and a couple passed by and the guy stopped for a moment and then continued on. I continued to scream for help and apologize to them, but they were persistant that I go apologize in the alley. I saw an available cab approaching, and ran out into traffic. They followed and punched me in the back of the head to which I fell to the ground (the biggest extent of my visible injuries). I then jumped in the cab and told him to speed away.
Even if this story is accurate (which we know it isn’t), saying “fuck off” to two homeless men means that no one has to feel sorry for you when those homeless men attack you. In fact, people will probably think that you are an asshole, and the homeless men were kind of cool! Of course, Nick Starr is fighting with people in the comments on the CHS article about just how much of an asshole he is, and as of this afternoon, the site actually closed down the comments after Starr threatened to sue individual commenters for libel.
Nick Starr has a really fun life.