The question: Are you straight men flattered or annoyed when homos hit on you? Many of the responses suggest that gay advances allow straight men the rare opportunity of viewing the world from a woman’s point of view. One wrote:
It’s strange being on the female side of the bar scene. Ironically, the best way to describe how my actions made me feel about myself would be: like a stuck-up bitch. ‘OMG that creepy guy has been looking at me aallll ni-ght’
Another says that he’s learned how to game the system:
I have been hit on, and I think I made the right move. I let him buy me as many drinks as he wanted and I gave him conversation and a tiny glimmer of hope that there was a miniscule chance that he would be up in me. Then when I left the bar I gave him a high five and bounced. I figured girls get away with all the time, why can’t I?
One straight man acknowledges that gay people lead superior lives:
I usually laugh it off and say I’m with one of the girls in my group. I also find gay men bullshitting in the bathroom hilarious. I’m actually quite jealous of gay guys; imagine being able to walk into a restroom with people you’re attracted to, and say crude, yet hilarious things without issue? I tried it in the ladies room and it did not go over well according to the police report.
Another straight men complains about sexual assault, but anyone who takes a shit in a nightclub will not be getting any sympathy from me:
One guy followed me around all night like a stalker (we were in a big group of friends) and tried to kick the door in when i was taking a shit in the nightclub. He tried to drag me into a stall when I was pissing, he also pretty much sexually assaulted me when I was semi concious from all the booze at the end of the night at my pals house.
This guy gets no sympathy either:
I don’t know, most of the time they just want to suck my dick or something. Don’t think there anything to be flattered about there.
The problem with straight men is that for every dozen or so strike-outs, there is bound to be the occasional home-run. And even though heterosexuals are bad kissers who don’t douche or trim, it’s guys like this one who encourage gay men to continue hitting on straight men / touching straight men’s balls when they pass out on the couch:
If they were hot enough, I’d get with them. OK, admittedly I’m not completely straight.
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