Poop-obsessed former porn model Jamie Stroud, a.k.a. Chip Tanner, has given the world another YouTube video, and it’s about how he gave up toilet paper for 69 days, and liked it. And no, I don’t know why I’m writing about this either.
Continuing his efforts to fill the webiverse with pseudo-philosophical drivel that’s discussed without his shirt on, former porn star and generally weird hot person Chip Tanner brings us a new video in which he directly addresses viewer criticisms and questions.
Have you ever had to have a conversation with someone, and they’re about on the intellectual level of the Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With At a Party, taking like a half hour to say something that could probably have been said in three sentences?
First of all, he’s got some serious issues around abuse, rape, and coercion, and we don’t really know what he’s getting at with that. He can fit a fist in his mouth. Oh, and he tried eating his own shit, twice, just for kicks. He calls it “poopies.”
Gay porn star Chip Tanner went from Randy Blue exclusive to go-go boy who lets nice ladies suck his d on a patio in WeHo.
He could totally be on one of those television talent shows if they were allowed to show erect cocks on television.
You need to respect Chip Tanner’s boundaries.
In a bold and risky move, Chip Tanner has transitioned from producing “Dancing For Gender Equality” videos to producing “Exercising For Gender Equality” videos. The gyrating hips and nearly exposed genitalia choreographed to females dancing in barely-there booty shorts has been replaced with gyrating hips and nearly exposed genitalia choreographed to females exercising in barely-there leotards. Also replaced: Reese Rideout.
I think I’ve paid more attention to Chip Tanner’s odd, thought provoking, and sometimes disgusting YouTube clips than I have his ass, and that’s just not right. Today, I’m reminded of what’s really important (i.e., Chip Tanner’s ass) in this latest Randy Blue scene. Video and photo preview below.
Randy Blue’s newest model — a freak gymnast whose ass comes from god– seems to enjoy touching himself. I would too.
Watch the full video at Randy Blue, and enjoy some of Chip’s homemade goodness here.