Tainted Cocaine Ruins Several Canadians’ Weekends

Seven people in Alberta, Canada have been hospitalized with serious illnesses after doing some bad blow containing an immuno-suppresant chemical compound.  They are all said to be suffering from agranulocytosis, a condition that completely suppresses the immune system.

The culprit compound is called levamisole and it has been found tainting the recently consumed cocaine of a number of patients in and around Edmonton. They all sought medical attention complaining of rapidly developing illnesses such as lung infections, fevers and skin abcesses.

Be forwarned, kids!  It’s cold and flu season, and these are lean times, so if you even think you can still afford the booga shuga, at least be sure you can trust your source, and for god’s sake bring your own straw.

And please, somebody keep an eye on Lindsay for us, k?

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