You can get a chance to tug on Rene’s eyebrow ring at his upcoming book signing at the San Francisco Main Library on March 3 from 6 – 9 PM. We’ll be there, freshly scrubbed. Check out his site in the meantime for more information on the woeful scamperings of Hedgehog Boy.
What was the first porn you ever saw?
It was A Bel Ami movie, Lukas’ Stories. I was 17. I knew I was really gay from that moment on. However I have to say that someone should have shot the goddamn chirping birds that fade in and out of the audio. That was my first porn, rented from a video store with a back room in Albany, NY. I was with a boy I was dating, it was our second date, I believe. Then i lost my virginity that night with that porn on on in the background … and I still can hear the goddamn chirping birds! Actually it was terribly romantic and sweet.
What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever seen in the name of pornography?
It was a online video that everyone and their mother seemed to email each other. The one where a chick blows a horse and the gallon of cum that almost kills her. Oh what a special movie clip. I watched it twice.
Who’s your number one gay porn crush?
Chance. He was a porn star when I lived in NYC. Turns out he was a stand-up nice guy too. I only have crushes on boys I can meet. Oh, and Randy Adams rules! He’s not technically a porn star, but he can make you jizz hard in five words or less on any internet chat room sex off.
Do you own any pornos?
A whole shelf full. Porn works!
What, besides your love of porn, is keeping you warm this winter?
The wall heater next to this computer, which I’ve discovered is great to stand naked in front of. It’s also right next to the front windows of my apartment. But sadly I live on a one-way, one-block-long alley street, so no one sees me, ever. How sad: an exhibitionist with no audience. But the heater makes make my butt warm.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.