Maybe Joyce DeWitt and Disco Jesus can explain the Daniel Cartier phenomenon better than us:
What was the first porn you ever saw?
I found a dog-eared issue of Playboy magazine tucked underneath one of the floorboards in my parents house when I was 7 years old. I had no idea where it came from. It probably belonged to one of my older brothers.
What is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen in the name of porn?
A really graphic scat video where some guy was literally…uh…. pooping into another dudes mouth. I’m sorry… not to sound closed minded, but I just don’t get it. Is that supposed to be sexy?
Do you own any pornos at home?
I’m in the middle of moving so I’ve gotten rid of a bunch of clutter in my life. At the moment I only own ONE porn DVD, but it’s a good one. My beloved copy of “Romeo and Julio” the GAY PORN MUSICAL made in the early 1990s. I’m obsessed with it. Gay porn and musical numbers? What’s not to love? The music is so mind numbingly bad that goes full circle and is actually genius. The ballad “One Night in Your Arms” is… well… worthy of a Celine Dion remake. [Ed. note: How the hell did we miss this one?!]
What, besides porn of course, are you hot for this season?
My hunky handsome finance Joe. I’m so in love with him it’s RETARDED.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.