We feel honored to have him talk dirty with us.
What was the first porno you ever saw?
I don’t remember the name of it, but it was a straight porn film from the early ’80’s starring Hyapatia Lee. I think she was half Cherokee. She was just like Cher, except–you know, getting fucked.
What is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen in the name of pornography?
I’m touring in Edinburgh right now and I’ve just learned about “Blossom Porn” It has nothing to do with Mayim Bialik or the TV show “Blossom”, it is much much more horrifying.
Who is your #1 gay porn crush?
Brad Patton once came to see one of my shows in New York. He was a genuinely nice guy and that’s more sexy than anything.
Do you have any pornos in your apartment? Which ones?
I have some Kristen Bjorn films: Hungary for Men, Comrades in Arms, The Vampire of Budapest. I like the combination of erotica and exotic travel. Who doesn’t like watching men have sex in a little windmill?
What, besides porn of course, are you hot for this summer?
I’m loving Greek yogurt right now, Mary Louise Parker, and the new CD
from Project Jenny Project Jan.
sexy beast.