Haggard officially joined another mega-church, the Phoenix First
Assembly of God, where he claimed last summer to be joining the staff
of a drug treatment program, and at this point New Life sounds like
they’re grateful to be rid of him. The church’s statement:
‘New Life recognizes the process of restoring Ted Haggard is incomplete
and maintains its original stance that he should not return to
vocational ministry. However, we wish him and his family only success
in the future.’
We don’t much care for proselytizing hypocrites, so we’ll just lay it out here: we don’t wish him well. We hope he ends up bottoming out in some tweaker den in Phoenix somewhere with his dick in his hand and a jug of wine up his ass.
Anita Bryant Gets Nailed With Fruit Pie (ca. 1977)
New Life Cuts Ties With Haggard (Denver Post)
Ted Haggard Quits Spiritual Restoration, Cuts Ties With Church (Towleroad)
Ted Haggard: I am guilty… A deceiver and a liar (Towleroad)
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