Actually, make that a ‘teensy, tiny problem’ solved. Sort of.
The man with Britain’s smallest penis has just been hired to front a campaign with the slogan: ‘There’s nothing wrong with a little prick.’
Like they say, it’s not what you have, it’s what you do with it. And considering it got him a gig, who really got the last laugh here? Other than the gene pool that is.
Or, back to our regularly scheduled pornography