2. The day after he tells you to lick his husband’s boots, Dan Savage will not remember who you are.
3. If you want to sell something to homosexuals, the most effective spokesman is not a hunk wearing underwear, it is a hot black woman.
4. Wikipedia is wrong; mixing GHB with alcohol does not make you die.
5. The bareback ban did not prevent a few of Treasure Island Media’s biggest stars — Christian, James Roscoe and Brad McGuire — from attending IML and extracting loads.
6. Balloons are the new something.
7. Gay men smoke too much crystal meth.
8. The attendees with the most impressive bruises on their bodies were the lesbians.
9. Even in a massive hotel swarming with horny hot men, most homosexuals prefer to cruise online.
10. Chicago is awesome, being gay is awesome, leather is not dead.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.
You will be tested on this later.