A British newspaper learned from an Algerian militant that newbies between the ages of 16 and 19 are being forcibly fucked by their terrorist superiors. Because of the “intense social stigma” surrounding gay sex, the act of getting raped by a dude leaves the young Muslim recruits prepared to die.
An autopsy of one Algerian terrorist bomber last month confirms these claims. The 22-year-old man was killed by enemy forces before he could compltee his suicide bombing mission. The autopsy later showed a large tear in his anus. A semen analysis is currently underway.
Experts view these disturbing new tactics as a sign that Al-Qaeda is growing increasingly desperate for new members. “Perhaps they are running short of potential martyrs,” one analyst says.
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