Because even if he were bad, it’d be hard to say something mean about Johnny Hazzard.
Johnny Hazzard was already on here!’s (remember awful here!?) vampire show The Lair, so this isn’t his actual acting debut. But it is the first time I’ve seen him play someone who wasn’t a gay porn star or a vampire (which are sort of the same thing).
In fact, not only does Johnny Hazzard look good in Where We Belong, he also looks like the best thing (the only thing?) the movie has going for it.
It has a Kickstarter page, but at least it’s already started production, so you’re donating to a project that’s been partially completed. They’re asking for $15,000 to wrap up production. Donate! Do it for Johnny.
I never realized how much Christopher Abbott from HBO’s Girls looks so much like Johnny Hazzard.
well, to be fair… he wasn’t a vampire in the Lair. And his acting isn’t that bad. But one thing I am wondering… do they have that butt naked scene (00:52) just because he’s a porn star?
Well it was probably easier to get a (former?) porn star to be comfortable with doing a nude scene rather than anyone else. Plus Johnny’s character is supposed to be promiscuous, so it fits his character to be caught jacking off to a laptop in the kitchen lol.
This trailer seems to be all over the place, so I didn’t get a sense of what it was about. I hate that, but willing to give it a shot.
My first porn crush, Johnny is still the fucking king of sex.
I find Johnny Hazzard so sexy and adorable! Sure he has all those tattoos but he has always had this young innocent look that is still there. Can’t believe he’s 35 he’s aging so well imo.
Also his real name is Frankie Valenti? He should have just used that as his porn name it already sounds pornish