But now, for her second season finale, apparently, there will be a gay. And there will be twenty or fifty, gold-digging gay suitors plucked, we’re sure, from the cream of the West Hollywood crop. We can hardly wait.
We’ve always admired Patti for her balls-out pragmatism, and we especially love when she told a woman who hadn’t had sex in a while that she was lying if she claimed she didn’t have needs. “Look, you’re human. We all have pipes to clean.” We can’t wait to hear her tell a bunch of hopeful gays that they need to lose 20 pounds, go do a thousand crunches and get some hair plugs if they ever want to snag a shallow L.A. millionaire.
Below, a little interview Patti gave about how she treats her girls:
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.