In the world of The Sword it’s all about cock. And in the world of internet searches related to gay porn, bizarrely, Cody Cummings is still stupidly popular. So, maybe it’s not that shocking that two of the most trafficked posts of the year are our most beautiful cocks ranking, and the last time that Cody Cummings fake-bottomed in 2012. But what about the biggest stories of 2014?
Well, here they are.
And it turns out you guys like big balls almost as much as you like big dicks.
7. FRATERNITY X CREW ‘ROOFIES’ AND ‘RAPES’ SAME TWINK FOR SECOND TIME
This made it to the top 10? You guys are gross.
4. BREAKING: HOT LEGIT MALE MODEL IGOR KOLOMIYETS REVEALS HUGE COCK, JERKS IT FOR SEAN CODY
It’s not looking like he’ll win this poll, but everybody was searching for him.
3. HERE ARE THE 20 MOST SEARCHED-FOR GAY PORN STARS OF THE LAST YEAR
I’ll refresh this list shortly, but I can assure you Cody Cummings is still on it.
2. WILL MARINE-TURNED-UNDERWEAR MODEL ALEX MINSKY PLEASE START DOING AMPUTEE PORN ALREADY?
A lot of you are offended by the term “amputee porn,” but look, he’s hot, alright? And he’s an amputee.
1. EXCLUSIVE: DID TAYLOR LAUTNER JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET?!
The answer is no, but he did show up at The Abbey and get kinda close to one Andrew Christian model in particular…