Sean Cody has arguably the hottest models in gay porn, and some of them have the stupidest tattoos of all time.
To be fair, most Sean Cody models don’t have tattoos, but the ones who do have gone out of their way to look stupid. Good thing they are also hot.
Here are the 11 hottest Sean Cody models with the stupidest tattoos of all time:
11. BRYANT: Christy. The only thing stupider than getting your high school (ex)girlfriend’s name on your stomach was picking that gay ass font.
10. PAUL: Three crosses and hands praying. I pray your pastor never finds out you did gay porn. (But if he’s a pastor, he probably already has a recurring Sean Cody membership).
9. DANIEL: A heart, with the words “My heart with you.” Duh. Not the worst tattoo of all time, but anything that distracts from your insanely huge uncut cock is STUPID.
8. KIRK: ???
7. NELSON: Religion again. Whatever happened to stupid tribal tattoos or stupid ancient Chinese phrases (which are usually misspelled or mistranslated)?
6. KARL: Paw prints. Nothing sexier than looking as if a dog who stepped in shit walked all over you.
5. JESS: Giant marijuana leaf. Nothing wrong with smoking pot and this one is actually sort of subtle and cool and maybe I’m just posting about JESS because he’s the best Sean Cody model of all time (other than Jarek and Ethan) and he needs to come back?
4. NOLAN: Two guns. Wow, he must be really hardcore.
3. DALTON: Jesus making a stupid face. Derp.
2. OSCAR: No Means Yes. Uhhhh: “When somebody tells me not to do it, it might be for a good reason but you should find out for yourself because it’s going to take you places. Good or bad, you have to find out.”
1. BRICE: Born This Way. Even if this didn’t connote the stupidest celebrity of our time who NO ONE wants to be thinking about when they’re having sex, there are so many other stupid things going on here. The font, the size(!), the placement (so that when he’s getting butt fucked, it’s the one HUGE thing that the top is forced to see)…just…NO. Stupid stupid stupid. Laser removal is your friend, Brice.