The 11 Hottest Sean Cody Models With The Stupidest Tattoos Of All Time

Sean Cody has arguably the hottest models in gay porn, and some of them have the stupidest tattoos of all time.

To be fair, most Sean Cody models don’t have tattoos, but the ones who do have gone out of their way to look stupid. Good thing they are also hot.

Here are the 11 hottest Sean Cody models with the stupidest tattoos of all time:

11. BRYANT: Christy. The only thing stupider than getting your high school (ex)girlfriend’s name on your stomach was picking that gay ass font.

10. PAUL: Three crosses and hands praying. I pray your pastor never finds out you did gay porn. (But if he’s a pastor, he probably already has a recurring Sean Cody membership).

9. DANIEL: A heart, with the words “My heart with you.” Duh. Not the worst tattoo of all time, but anything that distracts from your insanely huge uncut cock is STUPID.

8. KIRK: ???

7. NELSON: Religion again. Whatever happened to stupid tribal tattoos or stupid ancient Chinese phrases (which are usually misspelled or mistranslated)?

6. KARL: Paw prints. Nothing sexier than looking as if a dog who stepped in shit walked all over you.

5. JESS: Giant marijuana leaf. Nothing wrong with smoking pot and this one is actually sort of subtle and cool and maybe I’m just posting about JESS because he’s the best Sean Cody model of all time (other than Jarek and Ethan) and he needs to come back?

4. NOLAN: Two guns. Wow, he must be really hardcore.

3. DALTON: Jesus making a stupid face. Derp.

2. OSCAR: No Means Yes. Uhhhh: “When somebody tells me not to do it, it might be for a good reason but you should find out for yourself because it’s going to take you places. Good or bad, you have to find out.”

1. BRICE: Born This Way. Even if this didn’t connote the stupidest celebrity of our time who NO ONE wants to be thinking about when they’re having sex, there are so many other stupid things going on here. The font, the size(!), the placement (so that when he’s getting butt fucked, it’s the one HUGE thing that the top is forced to see)…just…NO. Stupid stupid stupid. Laser removal is your friend, Brice.

 
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28 thoughts on “The 11 Hottest Sean Cody Models With The Stupidest Tattoos Of All Time”

  1. Most Every Tattoo that I have ever seen looks good when you are 19 20 21 22 then as you age that lion starts to look like a walrus. That name of “the love of your life” becomes the bain of your existence. Religious ones are almost always rethought then they actually look that organized religion has always been about control and a power struggle. Those that have a faith don’t need to advertise it, they just live it. The only tatoo’s I have ever liked were semi permanent and last 4 to 6 weeks depending on ingredient.

  2. 1) None of these guys are the least bit cute in my honest opinion. like where in the hell do find these people? I guess the only thing worth looking at is the salamis dangling between their legs because that ALL I see.

    2)this is a prime example of stupid tattoos. this is something that is a problem. not just simply any and everyone who gets a tattoo is stupid, and the tattoo is hands down stupid. these make no fucking sense right here though.

    1. Yes, as far as “none of them being the least bit cute” Its called diversity….which the GAY COMMUNITY ( Im laughing) is in need of! Im tiered of the ads, models representation of the collective of people always being “WHITE usualy BLOND and BLUE EYED!! As a person of color I do not feel included represented (unless it s porn where the termsThug/Ghetto is synomis with BLACK. I went to a BEAR gathering and a gentelman came up to me and said “he’d never seen a black bear b4! I know he ment on harm but I snapped back “the only place you see a white bear in nature is floating on a ice cap.! MOST bears are brown or black..you know unless thier biracial(joke people Im talking about pandas) As a out gay man I and several of my friends dont feel welcomed or prepresented! But then thats America ,right? Yeah some of the tattoos are silly/stupid or whatever you want to call it, but WE have know idea what it represents/means for them. For a group of people who constatly scream about representation and inclussitivy. We arent very tolarant of different people! As the song says “says diffrent strokes for different folk! ” the white dosent like the brown onfor to the yellow one who dosent like the red one tralala and so and so on. Maybe WE wont get treated dairly and without predudice once WE stop it!

      1. And exactly why do you assme it was started by and that they are mimicing “black people”? Black people (air quotes) arent the only group of people ith pierced ears. Actually ]he strechted out ear lobe “thang” is Black people copying WHITE people it Imay have run out of room,but I was trying to say maybe WE will stopped being judged by lies and sterotypes once WE stop it in our own! Yea yeah yeah its long winded and most of you wont read it, certain groups of gay men have the attention span of a hummingbird. But I put it out there, think on it.

  3. This is a pretty golden post, I will admit.

    And those are some seriously stupid tattoos. Ugh. I mean, I like a beautifully rendered design as much as the next guy but what were some of these boys thinking?

    Incidentally, Nolan’s pistols bother me the least out of all these because they’re symmetrical and the only two tats on his body. Plus, I think he’s fuckin adorable.

    I never liked Jess all that much and could never understand why people went gaga over him, especially with that ridic tat of his being SO distracting. He’s a SoCal pothead beachbum with a girlfriend he wouldn’t shut up about. *eyeroll*

  4. Now that every jock who thinks he’s badass has a tattoo, the pendulum will swing the other way. Where are the pure boys with no nasty piercings, tattoos or silly stretched African earlobes (like Jake Bass)? Why do you think Bel Ami is so popular? When I’m fucking your ass, I don’t want to be reading about your girlfriend on your back!!!

  5. “Nothing sexier than looking as if a dog who stepped in shit walked all over you.”

    lmao! I nearly fell off my chair on that one! Seriously Zach ppl give you shit because of some of your posts but when you are on, you are ON! Love this post!

  6. I LOVE THIS POST!!! Mostly cuz I agree with all 11 choices.. …. However I would have swapped out #5 with #1… I agree nothing wrong with a little toking now and then, but if you love pot so much you want to get a tattoo about it?? Puh-leease… Real winner there…Derp

  7. At least 90% of all tattoos are regrettable. Neck and leg tattoos are usually pretty ghastly. It’s a good thing nobody ever cast their eyes above Chad Hunt’s waistline, because you’d see a big ol’ funky portrait of a baby drooling over his right shoulder.

  8. The only one I would say is jaw droppingly hot is Jess, and what is the hang up on tats? I really don’t care,
    What is interesting all the religious people in porn…

  9. I agree, Brice should spend his porn money on removing that stupid tattoo. How can a gay guy be more dumb than all these “straight” guys?

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