If you can watch this Bel Ami holiday trailer without getting a boner, you don’t have a dick.
Or, you are blind and deaf. (And if you are blind and deaf, what are you even doing here? Hello?)
Never has so much been crammed into under three minutes: Dolph Lambert and the inhumanly endowed Roger Lambert, the Kinky Angels and Max Ryder (who looks like he’s having the best day of his entire life—Jesus), Kevin Warhol and Kris Evans with Andre Boleyn and Adam Archuleta, and, last but not least, Kris Evans again with MICK LOVELL. It’s all coming to Bel Ami over the next two weeks.
If you’re still able to function after watching this, have a Merry Christmas.