The Bible Tells Me So …

“I’m going to rewrite the entire bible but change it to be gayer just to piss straights off.”

Elijah’s bible skyrocketed to the number one bestseller in the Christian eBooks and Bibles section on Amazon, but then suspiciously became unavailable for order pretty much right after that.

Would they have pulled the same crap with a heterosexual holy roller?


 
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1 thought on “The Bible Tells Me So …”

  1. Religion is idiotic. It’s the 21st Century, people. Abandon your bullshit fairy tales … that includes you, Mr. Aronofsky.

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