The Black Spark’s manager, Jason Pears, describes the tour as a series of fan meet-ups, which will include screenings, dinners, and filming opportunities. Here’s the guide if you want to be in a movie. I’d rather eat glass than hang out with Black Spark fans (the online adulation has reached nauseatingly Bieber-like proportions), but I would like to hang out with Black Spark. And by hang out I mean suck his dick.
Why isn’t he coming to California?
And here’s the video teaser: