I know that God loves me because of three things: He made me gay, he made me a hot Asian, and he gave me sensitive nipples.
Seriously though, nipples are so underrated. They are the Téa Leoni of gay porn. There’s always only about 20 seconds max of good ole areola action, and for the most part it’s half-heartedly performed by guys who clearly don’t possess hardwired nips. It’s gentle nibble – soft lick – hard lick – soft suck – rough slurp – blow – and repeat, boys. It’s doesn’t take rocket science to blast a man into space!
And how about a decent close-up, directors? Pure joy is a hard and perky nipple, glistening with drool as an eager tongue flicks across it back and forth. Why can’t you let nipples be great?
Fortunately for those of us with nip fetishes, there is Randy Blue‘s muscle top Austin Wolf, who clearly not only relishes nipple play, but seems to require it in order to cum. I’m pretty sure heaven is milking Austin’s nips with your lips for the rest of eternity. Now there’s a human centipede I’d be on board with. I mean, look at this shit, courtesy of Randy Blue:
Yes, Austin’s sensitive nipples are the twin peaks of gay porn. They elevate him to porn icon status. They are so hot that I am able to overlook his wholly bizarre belly button tattoo. (But yo, what is up with that anyway?)
I’m not even going to get into the epicness of his muscle spasms when he cums, because that’s a whole other monster. May Austin’s nipples stay sensitive and juicy forever. Amen.
Watch Austin fuck the shit out of a beautiful lesbian on the latest from Randy Blue. And yes, THERE WILL BE NIPPLE ACTION.
So Swordsmen, which other porn stars sport beautiful sensitive nips? (Brad Kalvo pops into mind instantly.) Do you have sensitive nips? Do you like men with sensitive nips? Should there be a porn site devoted only to nipple action? (Hey, a boy can dream, right?) Sound off below.