The Frigid Bitch And The ‘Rosa Parks’ Prostitute

Hardy-har-hars have flown freely ever since Markus, the new male prostitute at Nevada’s Shady Lady Ranch, demonstrated his need for media-training. Sensing an easy target, the ‘NY Post’ sent Mandy Stadtmiller to hire Markus (they’re pictured here), refuse to fuck him and get him to say stupid stuff.

At the end of their miserable encounter, Markus says, “Women don’t want sex so much as companionship. Women can be a prostitute. But not men.” Upon which she writes with disdain, “Sure Markus. Whatever gets you through the night.”

So this poor dude thinks a woman is paying him for sex when really she’s paying him to elicit embarrassing sound-bites. She makes fun of him for mispronouncing “Chopin.” So what? Maybe Mandy just doesn’t understand how fucked up it is to pretend to hire someone for sex when what you’re really hiring them for is source material.

What she needs is a taste of her own medicine. So I’m going to email her now requesting an interview about what it’s like to be a journalist. And then, when she shows up, I will violently rape her and write about how she’s a bad lay.

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2 thoughts on “The Frigid Bitch And The ‘Rosa Parks’ Prostitute”

  1. So I love this site— and read it daily— this being said, the last comment about “I will violently rape her and write how she is a bad lay.” does not really add anything to post and in fact is in really bad taste.

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