The supertwink in question is Jason Pitt (pictured), who took home the Best Newcomer award. La Curiosity writes that Mr. Pitt was the “breakout star of the evening, the center of attention no matter what he was doing.” Those ambitious British coverboys won the Best Duo award, Plushy Schwartz’s boyfriend Cory Koons beat out Francois Sagat for best ass, and our special correspondent, Nick Capra, has been so busy celebrating his Best Porn Star Escort award that we haven’t heard from him since.
But our favorite highlight of the evening is of Grin-and-Barrett playing Bette Davis to La Curiosity’s Joan Crawford. Jason Curious writes:
I went to say hello and hug Barrett Long and he said, “Don’t touch me.” … He didn’t want me touching him because he said I’m a dick for that story I posted earlier in the week. But au contrare, it was Long who picked up the Biggest Dick Award for the evening. …And whipped it out, and twirled it around, and bent down and licked it and no new material and blah blah blah!
Here are photos from the event, and here’s the list of winners:
Best Duo: Gio & Nikko
Best Escort’s Website: Tommy DeLuca
Best RentBoy.com Ad: “Tom” German Hunk
Best Versatile Escort: Mike
Best Ass: Cory Koons
Biggest Dick: Barrett Long
Best Newcomer: Jason Pitt
Best Tattoos: Alcangel
Best Bodyworker: Sagi
Sexiest Escort: (TIE) Arpad Miklos & Marcel Deion
Best Escort Agency: BOYSandBOYS
Best Porn Star Escort: Nick Capra
Best Overall Escort : John Pich
Lifetime Achievement: Brandon Baker
We’re Too Poor To Fuck The 3rd Annual Escort Awards
Hard-Hitting Photojournalism: Pics from Rentboy Pool Party
Barrett Long: “You Can Call It ‘Bi’ … I Spell It B-U-Y”
“The Hookies” at Splash Bar in NYC! (Jason’s News Desk)
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The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
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