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The Internet Says That Avocados Taste Like ‘Clean Dick’

Today’s edition of “The Internet Is Saying Some Wild Things” revolves around everyone’s revelation that avocados apparently taste like dick. Specifically, they taste like “clean” dick.

Twitter and TikTok users have been tweeting the discovery all week. Some users on TikTok have even filmed themselves munching down on some avocado (a food that has famously part of a major porn parody last year) only to agree with the taste similarity, while others have just been expressing their disappointment that people are talking about this subject in the first place.

I personally don’t know how I feel about this taste comparison. I’m gonna have to hop on over to the farmer’s market to buy an avocado and find a clean cock to see if I can taste the subtle differences between the two.

What do you think though? Grab an avocado, suck off a freshly-showered man, and come back to our comment section to let us know if you think there’s any validation to this online trend. (And in case you’re wondering, that XL dick in the header photo belongs to hunk Devin Trez!)

 

6 thoughts on “The Internet Says That Avocados Taste Like ‘Clean Dick’”

  1. What does dick that is not clean taste like? I do alot of oral and have been lucky enough to never encounter a dick that needed a shower

  2. Lmao, whoever came up with that theory needs to put down the crack pipe and leave the stage. If someone’s dick taste like avocado, he better be washing it or he will go flying out that door faster than a bird.

    1. Yes, I agree. I have a great sense of taste and smell and a freshly showered dick has little taste for me. Cum, however, often tastes like oysters but that’s fine.

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