The Internet Thinks You Can See Harry Styles’ Dick In This Underwater Photo

I think it’s safe to say that this is the very first time that this porn blog (or any other major gay porn blog) has shared content from Better Homes & Gardens. In all fairness though, I don’t think that BH&G has ever been the type of publication to purposely put out sexy content that anyone on this side of the internet would ever want to cover. That’s all changing though thanks to a recent Harry Styles cover story that just dropped over at the mag.

For the profile’s photoshoot, the Coachella headliner can be seen going upside down and shirtless, but those pics remain relatively tame if we’re being honest. The only photo that’s really catching our eye shows the As It Was singer chilling in a muddy body of water while exposing his happy trailer by wearing only a sweater and a pair of striped briefs. At first, the pic doesn’t reveal music, but if you stare long enough like writer and Twitter personality Louis Peitzman, then you might start to see something else that’s lurking in the murky water.

“The reflection makes it look like his entire dick is out,” tweeted Louis earlier this week along with the snapshot of Harry. “…It’s not, right?”

While we don’t think that Harry would randomly expose himself in a photoshoot like this or that Better Homes & Gardens would ever actually publish a photo of Harry’s junk, we have to say that the more we look at this pic, the most we’re kinda convinced that the reflection we’re seeing is actually just Harry’s meaty uncut cock. We’re about three seconds away from believing that this man’s schmeat is just spilling out of the bottom of his underwear. Take a look below:

I guess if we want to see some actual Harry nudity, we’ll just have to wait for some of his upcoming movies where we’re presumably getting many chances to see him in the buff. In addition to Olivia Wilde’s Don’t Worry Darling where he’s supposed to have some extremely intimate moments with Florence Pugh, the star is also set to engage in some “passionate X-rated sex scenes” with a man that will “look as real as possible” in My Policeman later this year.

So here’s hoping that at least one of those future projects (especially the gay one) will be giving us some actual Harry Styles nudity with a view of his dick or at least a shot of his ass. If not, we’ll probably just have to return to the Harry Styles porn parody and simply pretend it’s the real thing!

 

5 thoughts on “The Internet Thinks You Can See Harry Styles’ Dick In This Underwater Photo”

  1. Seeing Harry’s dick is just not in the cards for us mere mortals. We know two things: he’s uncut and hung thanks to friends spilling just a bit of info. I don’t believe the photo in question has given us anything more than we already had.

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