Thanks to Scott Birchall, their police escort, Aden and Jordan were able to get to the stage, simulate sex and accidentally cum in each other’s mouths in record time.
Their blog post describing the incident has been mysteriously removed. Luckily, after we reported on the Jarics’ star treatment, the Jarics kindly took a break from pimping out pomeranians long enough to comment on our story and confirm the madness. “We never been police escorted before,” they wrote. Talk about feeling famous!”
Well now they should feel awful, because the Boston Globe reports that their star-struck friend Scott the Cop is under internal investigation for his rather indiscriminate use of the police motorcade. Maybe the police commissioner heading the investigation is upset, as we are, that the Jarics won’t fuck anyone but each other?
The best part of this whole thing is that the Globe reports that the Jarics are known as “Brangelina.” They aren’t.
Below, news coverage from the tee-vee.
Hub officer accused of escorting couple to club (Boston Globe)
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.