Thanks to Scott Birchall, their police escort, Aden and Jordan were able to get to the stage, simulate sex and accidentally cum in each other’s mouths in record time.

Their blog post describing the incident has been mysteriously removed. Luckily, after we reported on the Jarics’ star treatment, the Jarics kindly took a break from pimping out pomeranians long enough to comment on our story and confirm the madness. “We never been police escorted before,” they wrote. Talk about feeling famous!”

Well now they should feel awful, because the Boston Globe reports that their star-struck friend Scott the Cop is under internal investigation for his rather indiscriminate use of the police motorcade. Maybe the police commissioner heading the investigation is upset, as we are, that the Jarics won’t fuck anyone but each other?

The best part of this whole thing is that the Globe reports that the Jarics are known as “Brangelina.” They aren’t.

Below, news coverage from the tee-vee.

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Hub officer accused of escorting couple to club (Boston Globe)