If Justin Bieber has "Beliebers" and One Direction has "Directioners," what should we call the thousands of rabid tweenage girls obsessed with gay porn star Jake Bass and his sexuality? Bassaholics? Bassketcases? Bassholes? They are insane.

Welcome to the delusional (if not sort of adorable) world of Jake Bass' female fan base on Tumblr, where torturing yourself over whether or not someone you will never meet would ever stick his dick in you has received over 9278234893 reblogs. For the record, I'm pretty sure that the CockyBoys star is a full-fledged homosexual, but don't tell that to any of these girls unless you want to be responsible for their suicides.

They might be nuts, but at least they have good taste in boys.