Does anyone know where Vin Diesel is? The Rock? Jason Statham?
Okay so I heard the new trailer for F9: The Fast Saga comes out this week and I think it leaked early. I’m pretty sure this new Bromo video is the official trailer. This vid has a lot of the markings of the Fast & Furious franchise, but something seems off so I’m not 100% sure. It takes place in a garage and there’s some masc men hanging around getting heated about cars – so that seems on brand with the franchise. But I don’t recognize either of the actors featured in the trailer. Ryan Bones? Lev Ivankov? I don’t think they were in any of the previous movies. But these two eventually start going at it and things definitely get fast and furious, so it only makes sense that this is the trailer for the newest installment of the billion dollar franchise.
This isn’t the type of trailer you would expect from big, blockbuster movie. Instead of telling us about the plot in short clips that are edited together in a dramatic fashion, we get one long extended scene of two men fucking. At the beginning of this F9 trailer Ryan is mad at Lev for fucking up in his garage, so Ryan decides to fuck up Lev’s hole. This is a drastic departure from the previous Fast & Furious movies and I applaud Universal for taking this artistic risk.
Now when Ryan pulls down Lev’s pants we see that Lev is wearing a fancy jock strap. I know these movies are supposed to be over-the-top and ridiculous, but I don’t understand why any mechanic or street racer would go to work wearing a sexy jock. Maybe they can edit that and give him some more realistic underwear before the movie premiere this summer.
Other than that, I’m mostly just wondering who these characters are.
Who does Lev play? Maybe he’s Vin Diesel younger cousin who is really good at taking a load up the ass. Maybe he’s just a twinky intern at a garage. Maybe he’s a spy for Charlize Theron and he’s infiltrating enemy territory so he can suck the soul out of everyone’s cocks.
And who does Ryan play? Maybe he’s just a regular mechanic who is looking to work for Vin. Maybe he’s a veteran street racer who can’t race anymore, but he can blast loads into random stranger’s bussy holes. Maybe he’s friends with Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and we get to see him play with The Rock’s johnson. Who knows?
So many possibilities…
Watch the entire scene over at Bromo.
