You probably heard the reports, first published a couple weeks ago by Kenneth in the 212, that James Bond went to Roosterfish, a gay bar in Los Angeles, and maybe made out with a dude. No pictures though. Therefore, boring.
What’s slightly less boring is that Daniel Craig is sidling up next to homos again, this time to buy a new $1.9 million TriBeCa loft to live in with "his girlfriend." The man who sold him the apartment? Gay porn star Tag Eriksson, Gawker reports.
After looking through Tag’s professional profile, I was impressed by his resume: software company entrepreneur, New York Real Estate Board’s Rookie of the Year and a graduate of the Stockholm School of Economics. He also seems to be a talented cocksucker. Now if only he could add surreptitious celebrity sex tape videography to his list of achievements.
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If you could buy Tag Eriksson for what he’s worth, and sell him for what he thinks he’s worth, you’d be a very wealthy person.
(and @gavin, he typically bottomed in porn, tho he did top on occasion.)
Tag Eriksson is so fucking HOT and proof that porn stars aren’t all stupid. He produced Japanese pop hits and his dad was a member of the Swedish parliament.
He’s also smug and arrogant. Exactly how I prefer top tricks I don’t want to socialize with!
Why so surprised? Real Estate Agents are whores too.