‘The Porny Bunch’ at the Hookies

Here’s the story of a man named Rocco,
Whose spigot hose of a cock nabbed two awards.
Leo Sweetwood talked to his mama,
And Wolfe’s pants hit the floor.

McNamara threw shade on Lucas.
And Boomer Banks won cause he’s so GQ.
Brian Bonds showed up in leather,
While Thunderfuck just blew.

Yes all that happened Friday at the Hookies.
And even Shameless Seamus has a hunch:
We’re counting down the days until the Grabby’s
Cause we will always be the Porny Bunch!

The Porny Bunch,
The Porny Bunch,
The Sword cuts both ways for the The Porny Bunch!

 

And especially for The Porny Bunch, a look at some of the winners in our favorite scenes!

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Best Cock and Mr. International Escort of 2015: Rocco Steele | Best Porn Star: Aleks Buldocek | Best Top: Austin Wolf | Best Bottom: Duncan Black

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Best Body: Kurtis Wolfe | Best Ass: Tyson Tyler | Best Fetish/Kink: Brian Bonds | Best Dressed/Style: Boomer Banks

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Best Twink: Seamus O’Reilly | Best Social Media: Leo Sweetwood | Best Boyfriend Fantasy: Mike De Marko | Best Website: Nick Sterling
 

 

[The Sword’s Grabby Scoop]

 

6 thoughts on “‘The Porny Bunch’ at the Hookies”

  1. Out of 12 porn stars there, i find 3 attractive. Plus porn with a plot is wasted on me. Imusually fast forward to the fucking anyway. NEXT!!!!!!!

  2. Well porn doesn’t pay like it used to, back in the day top porn actors didn’t have to escort and if they did it was only for hollywood a-listers and wealthy closet cases who could “keep” them in a lifestyle they desired. Now these poor guys have to have nine to five jobs and porn just supplements or they are hooking at 250 -3 an hour, even the top top guys.

    Porn is more for guys who are just sluts now than it was for stars. and thank God for it. I’ll take a slut porn star over a career minded business pornstar any day of the week. Granted they are not as hot as they once were but now guys that hot can just get an older husband or a tech millionaire and get married and have all the money they want.

  3. Gee, I remember when porn guys used to be attractive. I’d rather watch the Brady Bunch than most of these guys!

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