As Senior Under Butler to the Silver and Gilt Pantry, Robert Wilson enjoyed almost daily contact with the Queen. But now that a footman caught Wilson looking at gay porn shortly after laying out tea for the Queen and her husband, Wilson has gone from serving a monarch to serving the staff:
Besides being stripped of his prestigious job title, he was demoted to dining room assistant serving meals to cleaning staff, kitchen porters and others. He has gone from one of the best jobs – and rooms – in the Palace to one of the worst.
We don’t quite understand what all the fuss is about — we’re surrounded by queens and we still manage to look at porn all day.
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I can only imagine that “daily contact with the Queen” left him limp and this was necessary to get blood to his Tower of London.
For the last line in this piece: ZING!