The debut of Men.com’s big, costumed summer parody series Gay of Thrones happened over the weekend, complete with the opening scene I already talked about with Connor Maguire and Paddy O’Brian the one in which Paddy sucks a cock for the first time on camera.
The cocksucking is notable despite the fact that he’s already taken it up the ass a hundred times, but it’s not the best part of the scene. Now that I’ve watched the whole thing, I bring you the real reasons to watch it.
This year’s Grabby Award winner for Best Actor, and therefore the undisputed best thespian in all of gay porn dialogue-making, gets in the spirit of Game of Thrones and does a totally convincing English accent and a higher class than Paddy’s with all his “wiv” for “with,” etc.
This is around the 18-minute mark, before they flip.
Paddy O’Brian may still claim to be straight, and Connor’s bi, but these two go at it on each others’ mouths like a couple of high school boyfriends under the bleachers. And Paddy appears, genuinely, really dig Connor’s body, and nipples, and mouth.
And who sewed all these metal triangles onto Paddy’s poncho?
No underwear, plus weird home-made flannel pants plus not a lot of editing equals a very linty foreskin.
No shit, the rimming sequence goes on from the 12-minute mark to just about the 16-minute mark. That’s one sixth of this 24-minute scene. Compare that to the 2 minutes in which Connor gets fucked.
At least they got the cumshot!
Here’s the trailer again, in case you somehow missed it.