The Sword Formally Endorses Former Gay Porn Bodybuilder Paul Ryan As President Of The United States

Earlier this week, The Sword formally endorsed former gay porn bodybuilder Andre Barnett for President of the United States, but after seeing these new photos of hunky congressman Paul Ryan pumping iron in a steamy gay porn photo set of his own, The Sword is officially changing its mind and will now formally endorse former gay porn bodybuilder Paul Ryan as the next President of the United States.

Paul Ryan is a former fitness model and semi-nude bodybuilder porn star who is a congressman from Wisconsin and the son of Ayn Rand. He is also running for President of the United States as a Republican candidate with fiscally conservative solutions, and The Sword is proud to endorse him because his body is insane.

But is America ready to elect its first president dressed as a 23-year-old drunk frat bro who used to be a gay porn star?

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13 thoughts on “The Sword Formally Endorses Former Gay Porn Bodybuilder Paul Ryan As President Of The United States”

  1. What a hunk! I’m so jealous of his legs. I hope he tells us his workout and eating regimen, so all those closet-case republicans can look just as yummy as him.

  2. Is he trying to attract the men or women voters? These photos make him look more arrogant than ever. He looks really silly with those dumb expressions on his face.

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