The Sword Formally Endorses Former Gay Porn Bodybuilder Andre Barnett As President Of The United States

Andre Barnett is a former fitness model and semi-nude bodybuilder porn star who made videos for gay porn site MuscleGallery.com. Andre Barnett is also running for president of the United States as a Reform Party candidate with fiscally conservative solutions, and The Sword is proud to endorse him because his body is insane. But is America ready to elect its first black president who used to be a gay porn star?

Here are some of Andre Barnett’s key positions :

Lower the corporate tax rate to 12%.

We cannot sustain the cost illegal immigrants pose to the US economically or socially.

We cannot afford to keep handing out dollars in aid when we are printing more and more of it to pay our debts.

Focusing on our American values and allowing personal expressions of faith back into our schools.

Tax cuts for big businesses, prayer in schools, anti-immigration, and cutting off aid to allies? What a complete and total asshole. But at the same time, if there’s anyone who can get America moving again, it’s a semi-nude gay porn star in a towel. Andre Barnett ’12!

[Muscle Gallery: Andre Barnett; AndreBarnett2012.com]

 

18 thoughts on “The Sword Formally Endorses Former Gay Porn Bodybuilder Andre Barnett As President Of The United States”

  1. I stand by every-thing I post above dumb ass and if any one need mental health it’s you ( Half wit ) that mean you Porce I have no problem sending you and Andre-B to a psycho-ward.If your stupid enough to believe that Andre-B is going to become president your as crazy as he is Half-Porco he don’t stand a chance unless every person in this country has lost his or her minds and that include you especially half-wit.And the fact that he pose for under-wear are any thing else on a gay porn muscle site is not going to help him with antigay bigots in the church sure he can lie and say.That he was mislead by the demons of homosexuality down the wrong path and that he came to his sense;s and embrace the Lord now and yes they mite believe his lies but in the end it will come back and bite him in his rear end.And no not all the bodybuilders just pose in their under-wear on that gay porn muscle site some of them do full nudity too, jack-ass and no it will not help win an election of any kind with right-wing conservative voters if you had a brain in your head you mite be able to figure that it out.Instead of playing the fool and attaching me for point out the facts and truth of the matter nothing your saying is going to chance the facts of his situation for him their are antigay haters and right-wingers who will still hold it against him no matter what you say about end of story.

    1. SuperStupid: You don’t know what a fact is! You clearly practice the open mouth/insert foot & open mouth/vomit approach to politics. None of us believes he’ll even be on the mainstream radar as a candidate. It’s only you who are afraid of that and conjecture what may come with his campaign and/or victory.

      We all know you need the psychiatric intervention! By the way, try using spell check & proper syntax within your writing. If not, you’ll continue to sound like the lunatic you most certainly are!

  2. What a liar,fraud and hypocrite he is do he really think no one is going to find out he pose for a gay-porn muscle site talk about ( Delusional ) person he is.I guest he plan on following in TomKat shoes by becoming a antigay religious nut and Matt-Sanchez right-wing homophobe the best thing this fool can do is find himself another job that don’t include madness or is that sheer stupidness how long will it be before he end up on some Religious TV-show like the 700club.Claiming he was mislead by the demons of homosexuality down the wrong path but now has regain his true soul and has now been save from the gay-life style? Mark my words he is another fruit-cake in the making the [ Right-Wing ] has a talent for producing these fools on the big high way of insanity because they love these peoples.And Andre-Barnett will turn out to be no exception to that rule? He’ll be beating the drums of the antigay haters in the government and the church too in no time flat.If he convince enough dumb voters to take him seriously as a canidate even dough I don’t think that is going to happen for him now or ever but again only if he can get enough stupid voters to elect him to the office of the congress and not the presidency.Then he mite do better but with a gay-porn muscle past behind him it won’t be easy because the antigay forces will alway remind him of how much they hate gay peoples enough said.

    1. What are you on about ??

      Please visit you local psychatric clinic . He hasn’t even done anything gay , he just posed in his underwear ( which many bodybuilders do , believe it or not).

  3. Oh what fun it would have been if this party would have been taken more seriously. That way we can see this whole porn star scandal just blow up all over the place.

    Wasn’t the Naked Cowboy supposed to be running for president as well?

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