(UPDATE: See our full gallery here.)

Let’s cut to the chase: no one is actually IN Chicago, everyone is looking at their phones twittering about how hot Chi Chi looks as a man. In case you’re not a social reject like the rest of us, here in easily digestible twitter nuggets is weekend so far.

Angel Benton is hot for Ben Leon.
Brent Corrigan has become a man.
Cameron Marshall is wearing white before Memorial Day.
Wolf Hudson takes teabagging seriously.
Everyone’s freaking out about how hot Tommy Defendi is.
Ty Colt had his first drink on Friday night.
Jason Sechrest will not let me photograph him.
It is still unclear if super agent Howard Andrews of Fabscout was able to escape his husband’s clutches.
Roma is being Roma. We are behaving. And everyone else is getting laid.
Twitter is lying.

You can head to the Sword’s Twitter feed for more.

Oterwise, enjoy the first round of mysterious iPhone photos, poorly taken: Roma having liquid breakfast with Falcon Studios; Roma interviewing at the Leathermart; Diesel befriending some drunk hustler magician; Scott Tanner shoplifting shopping; Roma talking to a man at the Leathermart wearing a male chastity belt; and Ty Colt and Adam Killian dancing to Lady GaGa.

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The whole list of degenerate events is available here and here, and below is where we’ll be:

The IML Leather Market, Friday 1-4PM
Highlights to include Scott Tanner in a ball-gag. (How the else do you shut him up?)

Tim and Roma Show (Roscoe’s, Friday 6-9PM)
Scott Tanner and Sister Roma host a live taping of NakedSword’s award-winning gay porn talk show featuring:

The Grabby Awards, Saturday 6-10PM
Mustang director Steve Cruz has promised to wear blue plaid so tune in early for red carpet coverage. We’ve been told that Bobby Trendy will be presenting after Janice Dickinson failed to bluff her way into a another gay porn hosting gig.

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Sluts with Guts: The Sword Guide to (2008) Grabby-IML-Bear Pride Weekend in Chicago!