The 2013 Swordie Awards continue today with a new category: Hottest Man On Earth/Tumblr. The only two requirements for this award are that 1) the man not be a gay porn star (there are enough other awards for them) and that 2) the man has a Tumblr. Meet Frankie, of “DontDoItFrankie,” the Hottest Man On Earth/Tumblr.
Frankie doesn’t show it all, but he shows enough to be the perfect kind of tease/slut who is deserving of an award like this.
Congratulations, Frankie! If you’re reading this (and I really hope you’re not because I’m embarrassed), I hope it’s OK to admit that I’ve been cyberstalking you for the past two years ;)