10. Colby Keller and Conner Habib: COMPLETELY SNUBBED! Not a single nomination for either of the most intellectual men in gay porn. Maybe if the Grabbys hadn’t gotten rid of the Best Sex Comedy category, their advice vlogs could have been nominated?
9. Rocco Reed: TOTALLY SNUBBED! Not a single nomination for the hardest working bottom with the softest cock in gay porn. I demand a recount! And a shot of epinephrine to my heart after watching any one of Rocco Reed’s scenes.
8. Garrett Michaels: A SHUT OUT and COMPLETE SNUB! The Sword’s Sexiest Man of 2012 and the father of the Sword’s former dead intern’s baby was completely SNUBBED for his work. Maybe it’s the hair? (Or the face?)
7. Anthony Romero: SNUB OF THE YEAR! Though Anthony is nominated for Web Performer of the Year, he wasn’t singled out for his work with Next Door Studios. He faked having gay sex with Cody Cummings, and this is the thanks he gets?
6. Joey Hard: RIDICULOUSLY SNUBBED! He faked having gay sex with Cody Cummings, and this is the thanks he gets?
5. Cody Cummings: EPIC SNUBBAGE!!! Not a single nomination for the king of gay porn, who has had more fake gay sex than I’ve had real gay sex in the past 10 years!!
4. Samuel O’Toole, Brody Wilder, Johnny Torque, Rod Daily, Samuel O’Toole, Marcus Mojo: SHAMEFULLY SNUBBED!! Zero Grabbys nominations for the stars of the best group scene of the year!
2. Johnny Rapid: SNUBBED BEYOND BELIEF!!! Who does Johnny Rapid have to get raped by around here to get a Grabby nomination? I demand a recount! And a rape kit.