When The Sword recently posed the question “Who Has the Hottest Hair in Gay Porn?” the answer was not anyone with a top knot. Diego Sans, Tanner Shields, and anyone who can read — yes we are talking to you!
Sure, the mainstream media is trying to find science to explain the attraction of the man bun-beard combination. On the right man, such as LA hirsute hottie Brock O’Hurn, it yields a staggering 71,000 likes.
The man bun, yes: The top knot, not so much. The gay stream moves faster than the mainstream – clue number one, guys. As we said last month, “in porn sometimes a trend deserves to die quicker.” This is one of them.
There there’s Diego Sans. Love his scruff. Love his hairy body. But as we saw in “An Eye for An Eye” with Seth Santoro, that combination of a top knot and shaved sides is really an eye sore. He almost got away with it in “Swipe 2” only because the way he fucked Jimmy Fanz was something we couldn’t take our eyes off of.
Seems like Jimmy just can’t get away from tops with top knots. In his latest scene, Elation with Tanner Shields, Men.com asks “What could be hotter than Tanner Shields thrusting his thick cock deep into Jimmy Fanz’s ass?” The correct answer would be it would be hotter seeing Jimmy get pounded by Tanner without looking like there was a hairy clitoris growing out of the top of his head … we’ll leave that to Treasure Island thank you very much.
Take a look Tanner and Jimmy today in ‘Elation’ and let us know if you agree … no more tops with top knots!