It’s less a contest than user-generated content for the site, which is
hoping to turn it into a regular column. They offer up some breathless example
text which sounds vaguely homo-erotic (He turned me over, popping buttons off my shirt… “Y-yes,” I moaned. “Yes… we… can…” as he sank deep into me
…”) and some pixelated photos but we figure most of this stuff is going to be of the hetero variety. personally, if we wanted a
desperate housewife to provide us with some left-leaning shower-nozzle
masturbation material, we’d read Anais Nin.
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