ready to weep their heads off and whistle for the modern aging spinster, in what could be the most liberating middle-aged dramedy since The First Wives’ Club (or a traditional marriage-endorsing cop-out, proving there is no such thing as single-and-fabulous-exclamation-point). Below, check out our five favorite fops!
* careful, bloated, lacking effervescence, bloodless, flabby, hanging, pushing, more bad than good, half-hearted, insufferable, soapy, and not that much happens.
Todd Oldham joins Amy Sedaris, discussing the merits of pairing floral print decor with a nice big rack.
Winning Project Runway designer Christian Siriano arrives with his model from the show and a much-belated thirteenth look, wearing a gold lame ruffled shirt. Nothing screams “Project Runway is moving to Lifetime” better than a borrowed frock from Rue McClanahan’s wardrobe archive.
Zac Posen: “I lost ME to METH… But I also spent a lot of time in the mirror doing arbitrary shit like tucking in polo shirts and popping the collars to see what it would look like.”
Mario Cantone might have the shrillest, most awful laugh in the universe, but he’s laughing that shrill, awful laugh all the way to the military base gang bang after the premiere. Jealous much?
And finally…
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